hey. I'm lexi. 20. I've had tumblr for too long. No shame.
Aries (March 21 To April 19)
You’re usually a confident sign in life and in love, Aries, and this year will be no exception. But you will have to learn how to temper your fiery desire to leap to conclusions, and meet your partners’ needs in the here and now. Stay humble, Aries. A relationship is about two people, not just you. Ask a Cancer for their secrets to love.
Taurus (April 20 To May 20)
why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park
Their emotions are too big for their little bodies y'all
They feel just as intensely as we do
Well maybe they should get bigger bodies
They do. It takes several years.
Several years??? Typical millennial laziness
Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.
I honestly thought this was the same white woman doing a portfolio for one look until I read the fucking caption
Becky and becki and Behki and Behkee and Bekii and Becci and….
The 2017 Soft Action Boy™ - a male protagonist who treats those around him, especially women, with respect, and uses his compassion and strength of heart as motivation
The antithesis of the Asshole Hero, who treats everyone around him like garbage and makes his friends and love interests teach him how to be a good person so he can save the day at the end, you know who you are
